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the privacy of our online visitors. We will NEVER give, sell
or release your information in anyway!
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to go online with their kids. Here are a few tips to help make
a child's online experience safer:
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We took the legalese the lawyers wrote and translated these
stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from our
lawyers, or worse yet, from really nasty people, like prosecutors.
can even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial,
personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the
copyright and other notices all over the stuff. They're there
for a really good reason. And don't even think about distributing,
modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else
uncool with any of the stuff, including the text, images, audio,
and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give
you written permission. And it's not likely we will.
you visit our site, you're also legally obligated to [read:
stuck with] the terms and conditions listed below and any other
law or regulation that applies to the site, the Internet, the
World Wide Web, or Los Angeles, CA. You shouldn't access or
browse the site if you have any problem with that, because once
you start, there's no turning back -- you are bound by [read:
stuck with] the terms and conditions.
here's the scoop on our Top Ten Rules for Cybersurfers who hang
out on our site:
For everyone's sake, just assume that everything on the site
is copyrighted unless we say it's not. So you can't use the
stuff except how we say you can on this page or anywhere else
on the site without our written permission. And like we said
before, it's not likely we'll give you permission anyway. In
fact, even if we wanted to, the lawyers are likely to veto any
deal anyway. So it's better you don't even ask.
While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not
promising you it's accurate. In fact, we're not promising you
anything except fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on
the site, you're using it at your own risk. Don't call us if
there's a problem because we assume no liability or responsibility
for errors or omissions on the site.
We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver
the site are not liable for any damages you suffer when you
use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to know that our
disclaimer includes "direct, incidental, consequential,
indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to,
or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything
on the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY
KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED
TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A
PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.
note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of
implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not
apply to you. Check your local laws for any restrictions or
limitations regarding the exclusion of implied warranties. "
Ugh! What a mouthful from the mouthpieces. We put all of that
in quotes because we couldn't figure out any other way to say
it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom line
-- we're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site
damages you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses.
We sure hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call
If you don't want the world to know something, don't post in
on the site in any bulletin board or anyplace else. That's because
anything you disclose to us is ours. That's right -- ours. So
we can do anything we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce
it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and
post it someplace else. We can even send it to your mother (as
soon as we find her address). Not only that, we can even use
any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any way
we want to, including, developing, manufacturing and marketing
products or other stuff using the information you post.
Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our
property or someone else's property we're using with their permission.
No matter what, it's definitely not your property. You or any
of your net-friends can't use it unless we said you could on
this page or somewhere else on the site. And guess what -- we
won't say yes. So be careful, Bunky, because unauthorized use
may violate all sorts of nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff
you download to yourself.
There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on
the site that either we own or we're using with someone else's
permission. So don't think you have any kind of license or right
to use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you
one. If you don't leave them alone and mess with our trademarks,
logos and service marks on our site, we'll probably go ballistic,
so will the companies that own the other trademarks, logos and
service marks. That means that we're likely to sue you or to
ask a prosecutor to come after you for messing around with our
property or the property of others.
You'll probably notice we've linked our site to lots of others.
While that's cool, it doesn't mean we've looked at all those
sites, much less checked them out periodically to see what's
going on. So don't blame us if some site you link to is bad
or has stuff on it that offends you or your pets. Go ahead and
link, but remember, you're doing it at your risk.
That brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally
listen in on chat groups, or look at the posting in our discussion
groups or on our bulletin boards, we take no responsibility
and assume no liability for the content of those locations or
for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods,
obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when
you visit such places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting
or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory,
obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean,
or profane material or any material that law enforcement types
may consider a criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil
lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law -- anywhere, anytime.
While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but
to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court
which might ask us who might have posted nasty stuff on our
Software that we use on this Site is protected by all sorts
of patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that, you can't download
or send the software to anyone in the vacation travel spots
of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other
country where United States has embargoed goods; or (get this)
to anyone on the United States Treasury Department's list of
Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S. Commerce Department's
Table of Deny Orders, or the FBI's Most Wanted Internet Creeps
List (just kidding on the last one). As if that were not tough
enough, if you live in or are a national of any of those lovely
places, you're not even supposed to be reading this page, so
We're also allowed to change this page and anything else on
the site any time we want to. That's because it's ours and we
have the programmers who can do it. If we do change the page,
then you're bound by [read: stuck with] those changes, too,
whenever you visit our site.
If either of us wants to make something of it and wants to sue
(a dirty word) then we have to follow these rules of engagement.
(sort of according to the Geneva Convention):
Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Colorado,
without regard to principles of conflict of laws.
To the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened
to violate FashionScarvesAndShawls.comand/or its affiliates'
intellectual property rights, FashionScarvesAndShawls.comand/or
its affiliates may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief
in any state or federal court in the State of Colorado, and
you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts.
Any other disputes will be resolved as follows:
a dispute arises under this agreement, we agree to first try
to resolve it with the help of a mutually agreed-upon mediator
in the following location: Denver, Colorado. Any costs and fees
other than attorney fees associated with the mediation will
be shared equally by each of us.
it proves impossible to arrive at a mutually satisfactory solution
through mediation, we agree to submit the dispute to binding
arbitration at the following location: Denver, Colorado, under
the rules of the American Arbitration Association. Judgment
upon the award rendered by the arbitration may be entered in
any court with jurisdiction to do so.
If this all sounds kind of mean and undiplomatic, you should
have seen what the lawyers gave to us in the first place. We
had to remind them that human torture and sacrifice was outlawed
in the United States. Boy, did they look disappointed!